Friday, June 22, 2007

Questions?!

Do you ever wonder why hash browns are better from a restaurant than at home?

Why is it that my keys are never where they should be?

Who is the boogy man anyway?

What is the importance of having speed bumps?

Where in the world are all the missing socks?

When is the best time to wake up?

All very important questions to a Scuttle.

7 comments:

Randi said...

You got it sis! Hope you feel better soon!!!

Ok - hash browns - I don't really wonder, I just assume it's because they fry them in stuff I don't want to use at home. I agree they taste better, though!

Keys - I know someone - and I'm not kidding - who made 100 spare keys for his wife for their anniversary (so they wouldn't fight about losing the keys anymore). He took those little cup hooks and hung them individually on the inside of a cupboard door. And they NEVER lost a set again.

boogy man-the guy that comes in the night to wipe your nose if you have a cold. Obviously very scary. Have you ever met a kid who LIKED having their nose wiped?

speed bumps are for launching your car several feet so you can save the gas it would have taken to drive those few more feet.

missing socks- the universal question!

best time to wake up is when you wake up. For me - I don't really like to sleep in, but if I can go to bed early, that's pure heaven!

Hey, if you're super bored, feel free to head over to my blog!

Anonymous said...

Here goes Ramona and I hope this does it for you!
Hash browns- I think it is the big griddle with old grease that makes the difference.

keys-Because I hide them from my son...seems to work and I know where they are for the first time in my life. I usually put them somewhere and I would have no idea where.

boogy man-Not sure anymore, it is kind of hlike the cinderella stories.I left the boogieman in my childhood dreams and to tell you the truth it is a good place for him.

speed bumps-I am not sure where I live. I think it is just another way to ruin you car suspention....(We have wash board dirt roads and the only speed bumps are at the high school not where kids walk.) Only where you will be sure to hit them while you are driving. They are not maintained either they have big bolts sticking out of them waiting to pop your tires. I am not sure maybe they were instlled by my childhood friend the boogie man! LOL

missing socks-PLEASE TELL ME!! I NEED to know!did you ever see the boogie man with mismatched socks? D you notice as you get older you quit losing socks?

sleep-After you get a good sleep. I am not much of a morning person unless I have to be.

Phae-Jae said...

Maybe they use Lard.

Because you are Mo, and Mo is a lot like Scuttle. Need I say more? Hey you asked!

He is married to the Tooth Fairy, but are currently in marriage counseling because of her unnatural attraction to the Sand Man.

To SLOW a car down...it's a good thing you have me.

When you stop sleeping.

Bridgette said...

I guess you just need to get the right potatoes. I live where they still get out of school for the potato harvest. Try Peanut Oil

You must be getting old if you cannot keep track of your keys. Or else you have gremlins that sneak into your house.

The Boogy man is a way to scare children to hopefully be more cautious

The importance of having speed bumps is for schools or other entities to get back at the public in general

All the missing socks are having a party in some secret location

The best time to wake up is when you have gotten enough sleep - does anyone get enough sleep?

Anonymous said...

socks -- Didn't you know that there is a Sock Monster living behind the dryer? When you're not around and its all dark in the laundry room/basement, he comes out of hiding and takes at least one sock from every load you have in there. The stories about Huggly, the monster who lives under the boy's bed explains it all...

Anonymous said...

hash browns.. I HATE restaraunt hb's.
keys...i always wondered until i discovered the little green men moving them so i would be preoccupied while they stole one of each pair of my socks.

spped bumps, so common city folk can drive like the dukes of hazzard.
best time to wake just in time to watch the sunrise.. then head back to bed untl you gotta pee.. NEVER stay in bed longer then that...hazardous consequences.

what i want to know is why they have braille on drive up ATM's??

Anonymous said...

Hash Browns-that is obvious-because someone else made them and you don't need to clean up after them.
Keys-I don't lose mine but my husband and sons lose theiers all the time- in our family it's a male thing
Boogy Man-all I know is that when I was a kid I needed to have all parts of me always under the blanket or at least the sheet because I feared them being cut off. Still can't sleep without at least a sheet over me.
speed bumps- always find a way around them even if it means driving on a lawn!
missing socks- the washer and dryer eat them and evey three months I throw tjhe unmatchables away.
Wake up time is whenever I do but I can it I need to like for Seminary